The moment I touched this shirt I could feel the power pulsing though my hands as if this shirt had been worn by Odin during the conception of Thor. The softness of the fabric and the perfect fit was a thing of beauty. As I put it on my “easy on the eyes” dad-bod physique I was instantly complemented by every one within a 25 mile radius. The sounds of “dude that shirt is sick” and “we are not worthy” along with “will you please be my baby daddy” rang throughout the air. This shirt had an indescribable power about it. I wore the shirt whilst out and about catching the eye of everyone in sight of its glory. As I was exiting the local grocer I was approached by an elderly man who said he had locked his keys in his car, I replied “how am I supposed to help, would you like me to call AAA?” He stated, “no sonny, I need a hero.” It was time. I followed the man to his car, he said “please do something!”. I placed my hand on the door handle of his fresh and clean Buick le Sabre, I could feel the power overtaking me, the car instantly unlocked, started up, adjusted the climate controls, and put in the mans favorite song by Willie Nelson on the radio, all from just a touch while wearing the blessed by the gods, MetaThreads MythicTreez T. As I returned home from my many duties of now town superhero, saving cats in trees, stopping a speeding train from hitting a school bus, helping old ladies cross the street, etc, the list goes on, I realized this was now my everyday life now when putting this shirt on. This shirt has also made be 80% better at gaming, added 15 horsepower to my truck, and increased my chances of being the coolest guy at every social event I attend by 90%. 100/10 would recommend to a friend, but only if they are ready for their life to be changed forever.